Thursday, January 18, 2007

The Big Chill...
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Things have warmed up a lot since yesterday's reminder of winters past. There used to be winters when this was the norm for a week at a time; months when the indicator never went above freezing. You adapted to it.



I can usually judge the temperature without looking at the thermometer. On a cold night, the woodstove burns up everything you loaded into it the previous evening (an empty stove in the morning tells you is was cold last night). The bigger the birds look (they fluff themselves up to keep warm), the colder it is; and below
-10 degrees the horses have frost on their eyelashes.
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Simple weather changes predict rising or falling temperatures: snow is "cleared off cold," meaning that clearing skies usually indicate colder weather; and conversely, a sunny day deteriorating into cloudiness usually means it will "warm up to snow."

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We lived in a mobile home while we built the house we now inhabit. At -10 degrees, one of the drain lines would freeze, a fact you would discover when you dumped the dirty dishwater into the kitchen sink and it quietly encountered the ice plug and backed up into the bathtub. Then you had two choices: forget about showering until warmer weather; or work for an hour or so with a plunger, a plastic cup to bail with, and boiling water from the tea kettle.
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The first winter we lived in that marvelous tin house, we went away for the Christmas holiday and returned to drains so frozen that we had to pee into a chamber pot until April.
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This morning it is thirty degrees warmer than it was yesterday. Ten degrees on the plus side feels pretty good. For a few days, perhaps, I will not think about the horror we are creating by warming the globe, but while I stick my head in the snow, go to Robin’s ‘hood to learn some easy things you can do to keep my thermometer reading where it should be.

18 comments:

whimsical brainpan said...

The weather has been weird this winter. On Saturday and Sunday we set record high temps and we had an ice storm yesterday (and possibly another on heading our way on Monday).

Kati said...

Wow, Wiz!!!! You were about 30 deg. colder yesterday than we were. We had rather balmy weather of about 20 ABOVE 0, with only partly cloudy skies.

I love that feeling of looking at the thick, gray, blanket of clouds settling over, and knowing that the temperature is rising considerably and that there will be snow before much longer. And yet, on a beautiful, clear, sunny day.... It's freaking cold!!!!! LOL

Hope there are no more chamber-pots in your future!!!

Judy said...

Whim - Global warming = erratic weather. I don't want to depress you, but think about what the food growers are facing.

Kati - I'm comin' up there to warm up! (Actually, I think our weather starts at the North Pole and gets here by crossing Canada in a southeasterly direction, so if you're having warmer temps now, we'll get them in maybe 5 days.

Robin said...

Thanks, Wizened. What a nice thing to do.

Unknown said...

Okay I'll stop whining about our highs in the low 20s! Here in New Mexico the hard cold usually doesn't last more than a week or so before it warms back up to 30s and 40s...best of all worlds for us. We usually don't feel the cold until the humidity comes up a little. Carmon

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it's been ridiculous how warm it is where i live. usually we're supposed to have weather in the 30s and 40s..and often times in the low 30s..
we do get snow after all.
the orchard farmers are wringing their hands because they have had not enough cold weather. yes, mildness we've had this winter is scary.

Joshua said...

Yeah, I'm going to keep bitching when it's only 30 (above 0) outside. It's what I do ;)

I don't even think I want to know what anything below 0 feels like. Never been in anything THAT cold.

Crabby said...

Our weather is weird this year. Gotta admit, I enjoyed the 50 and 60 degree weather in January. But now it's snowing and my 90 pound dog is afraid to go out by herself after dark so I have to go freeze my bazoombas off while she circles 10 million times finding just the right place to pee.

Judy said...

Robin - Good on you. You are part of the solution.

Carmon - LOVED your photos of the horses acting wild and crazy! (Hey, everybody, click on "Life at Star's Rest" in my left sidebar and see for yourself). Yes, damp cold is the kind you really feel. Our frigid temps were pretty dry and tolerable.

Shaumi - It's the growers and gardeners who will first feel the effects of global warming. I see it in the frequent high winds: high enough to blow down corn or flatten a field of grain.

Chuck - Thanks for stopping by. More bodies = more indoor heat = less fossil fuel used!

Crabcakes - The right place to pee is very important! LOL!

DNR said...

Aahhh, I remember cold days growing up, doesn't seem to get that cold now. We haven’t had sub 0 temps in years.

Oh yeah - cute bird and what does "Daylight in the swamp..." mean?

Judy said...

DNR - Yes, it is a cute bird - all fluffed out to keep warm! It's a goldfinch in its winter plumage (greenish-brown instead of the bright yellow it wears in summer).

Daylight in the swamp is a line from the old Walt Kelly "Pogo" cartoon... Just means "another normal day..." (in this case, a joke because -20 isn't exactly a normal day).

Craig D said...

Sounds like you & your husband were as cozy as two pees in a pot!

(Sorry, that's the best I could come up with...)

Judy said...

Oooohhhhhhh... Craig D, I knew I could count on you. Yes, life in the cold north woods is very peesful...

Em said...

Twenty below zero is just too cold. I can handle 20's...but not minus 20's. Damn!

Pink Icing said...

loved the picture of the bird in the tree. Great to see when many of us are experiencing extreme weather, something positive and all that...

Judy said...

Em - It really isn't as bad as it sounds because it's a "dry" cold. We have a wardrobe that would look pretty silly in Manhattan but stands us well here: not much skin sticks out of our down parkas, double wool mittens and "packs" (boots with thick felt liners). The amazing thing is how warm zero feels after a couple days of real cold.

Tanie - So glad you stopped in! Next time, bring your bike inside and warm it up for a little while. ; )

Em said...

Hard to imagine zero feeling warm! LOL

The Lone Beader® said...

I hate winter. It has recently just dotten to be cold here in Boston, and it's no fun. As long as there's no snow, I'll survive it=:)

BTW, I love this photo of the little birdie you posted=:)