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Make Your Metaphor!
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Today is "Make Your Metaphor Day" on the Wizened Wizard blog. Here you see a nice big pile of steaming hot manure. Perhaps a politician comes to mind... or a false friend... or your high school cafeteria...
This pile makes me think of horses, but that's only because I'm thankful to them for producing it. But hurry: this offer won't last long! It's already beginning to smell sweet, and soon it will be garden loam, dull as dirt. Compost happens...
11 comments:
Do you mean something like, "The steam escaped from the shitpile like blog entries pour forth from Dirk Star?"
Service organizations and people in them-- who make themselves feel better by tossing money at a problem rather than working to find a solution-- or rolling up their sleves to do real work... ohhhh noooo....couldnt get your hands drity (thanks for letting me rant)
What??
Where is the rascally gnome!
When I get my hands on...
"Look, it's a picture of a wizard's hat!'
That'll teach her to throw poop at a baby...
Dirk_Star, is there anything else I should say?
"Don't use my name you idiot, now she'll know who put you up to this!
Uh - oh...
Well, it looks like I just stepped in a big pile of process improvement, here!
To gnome is to love him, don'tcha think?
Looks lie a big heapin pile of craig d puns to me...
Uh,did I mention my award...
On display now
I can't tell you how much it meant to me to look out into the crowd at last night's award ceremony and see you sitting with your gnome escort.
It was a beautiful evening, wasn't it?
I don't see a steaming pile of manure. That's a WalMart store for sure!
Look! It's this years Oscar contenders!
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