Wednesday, January 09, 2008

The Owner-built... Mobile Home??

Note: this is #4 in a series of stories of settling in the North Country

It was a Sunday morning and we were still in bed, exchanging groggy good mornings, and then Husband spoke.

“You know, maybe we could buy a trailer and live in it while we build a house.”

“You’re kidding! I was just thinking the same thing!”

And so the plan to move from town to the land was hatched. A little more than a week later we had bought a used 12’ x 60’ “mobile home” and were making arrangements to have it delivered to a small clearing we planned to call home.

Its delivery turned out to be not as easy as we expected. The wheels of the trailer were some forty feet behind the truck that was towing it, and the “driveway” had a drop-off on each side, making it impossible to cut the corner while towing it in. The trailer would have to follow the truck on a more-or-less straight line, and the situation simply didn’t allow for that.


....."I think we've got a problem, Harvey"

If the road had been wider, the driver could have made a sweeping turn and come in straight, but the road was narrow, and across the road from this driveway entrance a rock ledge rose up. A John Deere pulling a manure spreader would have had to navigate that turn carefully, but a tractor pulling a 60’ trailer didn’t have a snowflake’s chance in hell, so there we were, blocking the road, kicking stones around and scratching our heads.

Soon we began to meet the neighbors. It was late afternoon, and those coming home from work found a mobile home blocking their way. Rather than turn around and take another route, they parked their pickup trucks and settled down to watch the city-slickers in their predicament. Maybe the news traveled down the road, because there soon was a group on the other side of the trailer parked and watching. Some joked about trading cars with people on the side they were trying to get to, but it was clear that this was an entertainment nobody wanted to miss.


..................Neighbors watch while Herb (lying under trailer) jacks

..................it up again - note tire "skid" marks on the road from the
..................previous landings

Country ingenuity prevailed. The delivery driver jacked up the “home” and then everybody pushed hard until it fell off the jack, thereby inching it slowly more cross-wise of the road. This was done over and over again (as we wondered how the interior could possibly survive all of the bouncing of each fall) until finally the truck was able to move forward a few feet. More jacking and pushing, and somewhat past dinnertime our new “home” was parked in the clearing.


......................The "Homette" and the Happy Homette Owner


It was July 27, 1976. We lacked electricity, water and a septic tank, but we had shelter, and it even came with some furniture, appliances and curtains. We were as happy as pigs in slop.

Next episode: "First You Get Your Pole Up"
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9 comments:

DirkStar said...

Happy as pigs in slop?

I didn't know you were republicans...

Anonymous said...

Wiz - You have absolutely no idea how many single-wides are still in use in these parts - some being lived in by the 2nd and 3rd generations of the same family. The worst part is that they are usually parked next to the remains of a 19th century frame house that nobody felt like working on, so they let it "rotten into the ground", as the saying goes. Historic preservation? I think not!

Robin said...

I was 20 years, 1 month and 20 days old. I lived with a boyfriend of 4 years and was going to a business college. In less than a year, I would meet a gay man and agree to marry him, instead.

YOU were beginning your dream (Pole Up, notwithstanding).

Keep going....

Judy said...

Ah, Dirk... friends don't let friends be Republicans...

Judge - My brother-in-law is from the south, and his grandmama was quite the eccentric rich dame who once exclaimed, "Why ah love huricanes 'cause they blow tha pahn trees inta them trailer trash homes an' skewer 'em jus' like a piece ah sushi."

Robin - Hey, girl, email me some time and we'll chat. Meanwhile, don't compare my choices favorably with yours. There's a lot of fate in choice, and there's much to love in most of the gay men I know. Sometimes my "dream" seems pretty goofy, and you seem to have hung onto your ideals and the values that matter. Twenty. Wow. At twenty I was doing some pretty dumb things... and in 1976 I was half the age I am now. I enjoy looking back, sometimes with satisfaction, sometimes with a baffled shake of my head.

I'm glad you're enjoying the stories.

Slip said...

Building buildings is my favorite thing to do, moving buildings is my second most favorite thing to do. That Mobile home is sure a beauty.

whimsical brainpan said...

LOL! What a way to meet the neighbors.

Linda G. said...

I've been catching up on your wonderful stories! The neighbors gathering to watch as you manuvered the mobile is too funny!
I remember those United Farm catalogs and, as a young girl, I thought a farm and a farmer's life was what I wanted.
I'm looking forward to the next installment of your adventures:)

ThursdayNext said...

I love the photos! They enhance this great story with a cute visual!

darkfoam said...

great story! loved the photos. and who needs electricity, water and a septic tank when you can be as happy as pigs in slop.